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VisitYuma.com 26 I know my life is out of balance when I start seeing too much of this: a. Routines, consistency and the same old stuff every day. b. History repeating itself. c. Clouds. d. Weekends with jam-packed schedules. If I were on death row at Yuma Territorial Prison State Historic Park, my last meal would be: a. The scorpion that scuttled through my cell. b. Lincoln’s last meal — turtle soup with yams and cauliflower. c. Avocado toast with a fried egg — sunny side up. d. Comfort food! What’s a question people ask you often? a. How many bones have you broken? b. Band of Brothers or Antiques Roadshow? c. Which bronzer are you wearing? d. How do you manage to do it all? What’s the best advice you’ve ever received? a. Wear a helmet. b. Never doubt that you can change history. You already have. c. SPF is non-negotiable. d. If it costs you your peace, it’s too expensive. the quiz If a crystal ball could tell me the truth about myself, life, the future or anything else, I’d want to know: a. Where the edge is, saving me from learning the hard way. b. It’s about time the world learned who D.B. Cooper was. c. The formula for a perfect suntan is simple: Give me the time, altitude and latitudinal coordinates for the best UV rays the planet has to offer. d. What’s the secret for five minutes of uninterrupted solitude? What I value most in a friendship: a. Shared experiences — especially when they involve a parachute or river rapids. b. Someone who’ll join me for opening night of the latest book-to-movie adaptation. c. Their proximity to the beach. d. The comfort of not having to fill the silence. My perfect Sunday afternoon looks something like this: a. Holding an ice pack to my bumps and bruises after a day of tearing up the sand dunes from an ATV. b. Switching on the History Channel for another evening of World War II documentaries from my favorite chair. c. Going full “lizard mode” with a sunny spot, my chaise lounge and a cold bevvy. ¡Salud! d. A good book and an ASMR playlist on YouTube. 3 2 4 5 6 7 TOTAL SCORE: A=2 B=3 C=4 D=5 1

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